Friday, June 19, 2009

WTF With Dick and Jane

File Under: Shit You Just Can't Make Up

Very few things in Life will leave Ms. Tastrophie speechless.  This is one of those few things. 

BTW, I'm all for more power in the "adult fun" department, but attaching a saber saw blade to my favorite BOB??!!  Oh hell to the no, just get some 9 volt batteries if you want to up your fun.  Don't go all Tool Time Taylor on the poor Rabbit.  Ok, you all just read on and feel free to be as dumbfounded as I am.

WHAT THE HELL WAS THIS WOMAN THINKING!!

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

6 comments:

Chemgeek said...

wow...I...have...no...words.

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

At first, I thought, "Okay, so it just bounces back and forth".

I didn't realize that Captain Dumbass just stuck the thing on the blade!

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Oh, oh...do you think, when they were patching her up, the doctor gave her the old "husband stitch"? *wink wink*

Wine and Words said...

Consensual Stupidity! Jeeze, and thanks for the 9 Volt tip *wink*

Vanessa said...

I have two things:
1) HEY MISTER, DID YOU EAT A BOWL OF STUPID FOR BREAKFAST????

2)That just smacks of redneck ingenuity.

that is all.

dg said...

Holy mother of god...
All I can say is - if you're that stupid, you sort of deserve it.