Thursday, June 18, 2009

ABC ~ Yes, It's All About Me

In an attempt to make sure I blog about once every other day or so, I give you this:  a semi-autobiographical ABC list of me.  I know, it's not too earth shattering, but now you know.

A - Age: 40

B - Bed size: Queen 

C - Chore you hate:  Cleaning ~ irony here: I am a neat freak.

D - Dog's name:  Lord Montgale the 7th  (basset hound found at the intersection of Montgale Street and 7th Ave.)

E - Essential start your day item:  Bitching as I walk to the bathroom

F - Favorite color: pink

G - Gold or Silver: silver or white gold

H - Height: 5'3"

I - Instruments you play(ed):  Clarinet for about 5 days.  I hit another 5th grader over the head with mine and was told that group sports/activities probably were not a good thing for me.

J - 
Job title:  TEACHER

K - Kid(s):  anywhere from 5 to 65 depending on enrollment at the time.  None of my own that I know of.

M - Mom's name:  Lynne

N - Nicknames:  Not even going there.

O - Overnight hospital stay other than birth:  Several.  I am accident prone to say the least.

P - Pet Peeve:  people who don't know how to turn across traffic via the median.  You go to the side that has YOUR oncoming traffic!!! 

Q - Quote from a movie:   TONS and I use them in my daily life.  Just a few:
Get away from her, you BITCH!!
Come, D'Artagna, we are saving the king
We are going to need a bigger boat.
What we have here is a failure to communicate.

R - Right or left handed:  Right

S - Siblings:   Sister and half-sister

T - Time you wake up:   Between 5:30 and 6:30 depending

U- Underwear:  None of your damn business

V - Vegetable you dislike:   haven't met one yet

W - Ways you drink your coffee:  SUGAR!!!  CREAM!!! MILK!!! some coffee

X-rays you've had:  Head to toe at various points in my life ~ again with the accident prone issue.

Y - Yummy 
food you make: Does Weight Watcher's Frozen count??  If not, cupcakes via the cake mix box.

Z - Zoo favorite :  Sea World (does that count?) 


Vanessa said...

I am so with you on the pet peeve. Why is it so hard to turn into the correct lane of traffic even when you have stripes, arrows and occasionally even the police directing you. It just makes me want to scream "Hey A$$hat, did you eat a bowl of STUPID for breakfast?"

Wine and Words said...

A - Anger Management: Kick-Boxing (slightly better than clarinet bashing)

B - Bordom Relief: Reading Lisa-tastrophies blog

C - Craving: Cheese-its, a bottle of wine and the weekend!

Lisa-tastrophies said...

@Vanessa ~ AMEN! I want to strangle people and have to go to my "happy place" when this happens.

@Wine: Oh, I like B :-) and that last post you did on Cheese had me craving like a mouse on a 3 day gouda jones!