Monday, August 11, 2008

S & N

Has Nicholas been knockin' up the neighborhood?


Has Sassy been sashaying her was across the mean streets?



Heather been in heat longer than summer time in Texas?
Then it's time to step up and join the Spay & Neuter bandwagon. (I know what you all were thinking ~ and you should be ashamed :-)  That's right boys and girls; time to get those nuts knocked off and tie up some lose tube ends. Cause knowing that you can reproduce faster than Tribbles on the Starship Enterprise is not high on the Things To Be Proud Of List.  Now is the right time to stop your grinnin' and start your licking'   ~~where your balls used to be. 


It's not like Fido knows he's shootin' blanks.  And Miss Kitty is a bitch wether she is in heat or not.  Not to mention that the care and feeding of these oh~so~cute dependents will not get you a huge tax break at the end of the year.  Hell, that trip to the vet alone will cost you less than the puppy paternity suit when Boxer bones that cute poodle down the street.  Or the shame of having the most tail in the hood when Princess starts pushin' out those precious pretty kitties. So help do your part to reduce the number of feral, shelter and stray animals and try a walk on the S&N wild side...

Because if Hercules ain't hanging and banging blanks; he's just not bad to the bone.

Public Service Announcement brought to you by the good people at Bonerol.

 



8 comments:

Lisa-tastrophies said...

Thanks to DG for some helpful hints on video posting... uhhmmmmm no, a what I mean is, uhmmm nothing, never mind

Vanessa said...

Proud to say mine are both spayed and neutered, respectively. An important public service announcement, thanks for posting.

Matt Jenks said...

I'm thinking of getting spayed myself.

Also, doesn't getting a male dog neutered cut down on the leg humping? That might be an important part of the message...

Lisa-tastrophies said...

MJenks....No, I am pretty sure a guy dog would hump anything that moves ~even when his moves aren't so smooth, if ya know what I mean....;-)

DG said...

Heh. I have no idea how to post a video correctly, as evidenced by my helpful suggestions from hell.

OK, dog leg humping? One of the funniest visuals we humans are allowed to watch.

My Great Dane is spayed? Neutered? Whatever it is they do to girls - that's what she is.

Oh. And Ron Jeremy? REALLY grosses me out.

PrincessB said...

Rupert is scheduled to have his man bits lopped off in a month.

I am thinking of spaying myself actually.

McGone said...

Watching a dog hump someone's leg is funny, but when the dog turns his head and makes eye contact during... uh, it's disturbing. It always makes me feel like I'm a back-up dancer in a rap video, and he's sizing me (or my shin) up for the next conquest.

Momma Jesca said...

You crack my junk up Lisa.

I've been enjoying your blog...and missing your presence. It's been 2 frikin years already.

Hope to see you Thanksgiving.

LOVE LOVE LOVE
and many prayers for your sanity as an alternative school teacher...

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