Has Nicholas been knockin' up the neighborhood?
Heather been in heat longer than summer time in Texas?Then it's time to step up and join the Spay & Neuter bandwagon. (I know what you all were thinking ~ and you should be ashamed :-) That's right boys and girls; time to get those nuts knocked off and tie up some lose tube ends. Cause knowing that you can reproduce faster than Tribbles on the Starship Enterprise is not high on the Things To Be Proud Of List. Now is the right time to stop your grinnin' and start your licking' ~~where your balls used to be.
It's not like Fido knows he's shootin' blanks. And Miss Kitty is a bitch wether she is in heat or not. Not to mention that the care and feeding of these oh~so~cute dependents will not get you a huge tax break at the end of the year. Hell, that trip to the vet alone will cost you less than the puppy paternity suit when Boxer bones that cute poodle down the street. Or the shame of having the most tail in the hood when Princess starts pushin' out those precious pretty kitties. So help do your part to reduce the number of feral, shelter and stray animals and try a walk on the S&N wild side...
Because if Hercules ain't hanging and banging blanks; he's just not bad to the bone.
Public Service Announcement brought to you by the good people at Bonerol.