Saturday, October 17, 2009

OH MY GAWD GIVE IT TO ME!!!

I am somewhere between nirvana and a toe curling scream right now.  I was watching t.v. and this vision appeared to me.  It was if the Ghost of Drinking Binges Past had come to visit me. There on my t.v. screen was the one thing that would make Ms. Tastrophie break down and beg for more.  If Elvis were alive and it was 1950-whatever, I would be screaming my throat out and tossin' some panties.  It's as if God knew my most secret-of-secret dreams and decided to grant them to me all at once.

Little Debbie, the makers of that little life saver known here as the Ho-Ho,* has created a contest just for me!!  They are giving away A MILLION HO-HO's!!!!!!  Just go to their website and enter.  OMG!! OMG!!! This is almost as good as sex!!  Except it has been so long since I have had sex that I am thinking this is as good as sex.  I maybe wrong.  Now if the makers of Xanax would just come out with a similar contest, Ms. Tastrophie's world would be perfect!!  

*Side note: Ho-ho's in Lisatastrophie's world are really Swiss Rolls (also made by Little Debbie), but have been called Ho-Ho's ever since a really crass girl's night several years ago. It's my blog/world and I will call it what I want.

4 comments:

Wine and Words said...

Well I hope you win, cuz I sure don't want 'em. So I will root for you!

LarryLilly said...

You are an easy one to please. A few Ho-Hos and you open up.

So, tell us about your marine camp adventures. Your public wants to know.

I will send you a box of Ho-Hos.

pleaseeeeeee.

Caps said...

Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls are FAR SUPERIOR to the real Hostess HoHos. I don't care what you call them, Little Debbie knows how to mix chocolate and cream to make magic. If you win, please will you share with me?

the iNDefatigable mjenks said...

Well...both the ho-hos and the sex feature cylinders filled with cream...

Even if you don't, I'll just envision you wedging Ho-ho's in your cleavage and eating them that way.