tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post7830571270199217776..comments2023-03-29T07:11:16.440-07:00Comments on Lisa-tastrophies & other sh*t that happens to me: A Jury of My PeersLisa-tastrophieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04087582850469993109noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-76017494953203710102010-02-23T04:54:05.803-08:002010-02-23T04:54:05.803-08:00Hey, aliens from inner space. Please resend that ...Hey, aliens from inner space. Please resend that ransom note with an address in this universe so we can send the ransom money for Lisa's return.<br /><br />And no, we dont ever take money for the return of an abducted person. Why would we pay you for her return?<br /><br />You got her, you deal with it.<br /><br />Its just her blog we want back. The drama you can keep!<br /><br />Lisa, where are you????<br /><br />Its almost spring break.LarryLillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07476633371958841991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-79018833667607421062010-02-02T22:14:25.485-08:002010-02-02T22:14:25.485-08:00yeah, I agree with Larry.
Anyone here? Lisa? Wher...yeah, I agree with Larry.<br /><br />Anyone here? Lisa? Where you at (as the kids would say)?Chemgeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07803297898913358147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-52217844852090283362010-01-26T04:36:29.895-08:002010-01-26T04:36:29.895-08:00Hello, anyone in here?Hello, anyone in here?LarryLillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07476633371958841991noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-62007557236797627172010-01-13T09:18:23.803-08:002010-01-13T09:18:23.803-08:00This is totally funny. Your perspective is spot o...This is totally funny. Your perspective is spot on. I have a JD and have worked as a law clerk (done the calling of the jury pool)and been called for jury duty. You must remember the prosecutor gets to help pick the jury, too:)Kokopelli Karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09105450240000895192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-72664311427520720712010-01-05T17:23:59.806-08:002010-01-05T17:23:59.806-08:00I hope she was dressed like that so that she would...I hope she was dressed like that so that she wouldn't get picked!<br /><br />(Your blog is awesome!!!)Georgianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-38255230139528453282009-12-14T13:54:19.556-08:002009-12-14T13:54:19.556-08:00HA!!!! That's what you get for not showing up ...HA!!!! That's what you get for not showing up drunk.Chemgeekhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07803297898913358147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-61408524128880654432009-12-14T10:12:09.138-08:002009-12-14T10:12:09.138-08:00Friggin' Awesome! When I lived in Dallas, I wa...Friggin' Awesome! When I lived in Dallas, I was called for jury duty. I, too, made sure to answer definitively that the accused (and his rat comb that was tightly secured in the back of his 'fro) would most DEFINITELY get the death penalty from me, even if he was proven innocent. I would still picket outside the courthouse for him to die. Because I felt in my heart that he deserved it. I swear, the judge almost came out of his seat and strangled me. Thankfully, this tough stance from DG was enough to get me punted out of the lineup. But, guess who got in the final jury pool? A dude that offered me a lil' weed at lunchtime when I ran into him in the parking garage. Oh yeah. He was one of the twelve angry men assigned to judge Afro-tastic Capital Offense Rat Tail Comb Wearin' Guy. At least he was relaxed and all that.Going Comomdohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00641441621516976661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-49336027633987752202009-12-14T06:26:23.425-08:002009-12-14T06:26:23.425-08:00I don’t know if you were at the joint off Commerce...I don’t know if you were at the joint off Commerce (little Red courthouse) or the one on the west side of Industrial. I have been to both several times. I don’t get ever picked since I am white, older and with a grey beard, I come across as no one about to seriously pretend that being stopped at 3am, failing a field sobriety test and trying to explain that you have issues with the Po-leese and were distracted and then failed the field sobriety test and no you don’t like needles and didn’t want a blood alcohol tests theory as to your innocence. Or that even if you are an illegal and you were found with the wallet of the deceased and seen on security cameras using the deceased credit cards that you “found” the wallet and it was a plant by the Po-leezia. That and also I am in the very small group of maybe ten out of 50 people in the jury pool that does not have any family members that ever did or is now doing time in jail.<br /><br />Yeah, our jury system is F’d. No wonder O J was innocent.LarryLillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07476633371958841991noreply@blogger.com