tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post5299254570247150356..comments2023-03-29T07:11:16.440-07:00Comments on Lisa-tastrophies & other sh*t that happens to me: Blond to the BoneLisa-tastrophieshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04087582850469993109noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-47488828472884992972008-03-28T05:47:00.000-07:002008-03-28T05:47:00.000-07:00That's so funny! I just got my second ticket in a...That's so funny! I just got my second ticket in a year yesterday! My karma is not good these days.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-60791463358748990552008-03-27T09:13:00.000-07:002008-03-27T09:13:00.000-07:00Nice one!!Nice one!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-18037083873723015522008-03-26T09:28:00.000-07:002008-03-26T09:28:00.000-07:00lol! See in DC you can actually flirt your way out...lol! See in DC you can actually flirt your way out of a ticket...we got some horny cops here!<BR/>I knew I liked you for a reason, you drive a saturn too.<BR/>Kisses!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-15319290981903752222008-03-26T09:22:00.000-07:002008-03-26T09:22:00.000-07:00That. Was. Awesome!And you know what? I think we w...That. Was. Awesome!<BR/><BR/>And you know what? I think we were separated at birth because that is EXACTLY the kind of thing that would happen to me!<BR/><BR/>I once evaded the police...I saw him catch me speeding with the radar gun and before he could even pull out of where he was hiding, I quickly drove into a florist shop and parked my car behind a large sign. He whizzed past me, lights flashing and everything.<BR/><BR/>So I went in and bought a bouquet of daisies to celebrate my victory over The Man.<BR/><BR/>True story, but I like yours soooo much better!<BR/><BR/>Great post!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-55469694965895962052008-03-25T11:29:00.000-07:002008-03-25T11:29:00.000-07:00I think we've all had our blond moments, even thos...I think we've all had our blond moments, even those of us with darker hair! My ex-boyfriend used to tell me I was like a computer. When I'm on, I'm really with it. But, then I go into screen saver mode, when everything just floats right over my head.Nilsa S.https://www.blogger.com/profile/11960351638623857751noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-81399090316726251872008-03-25T09:21:00.000-07:002008-03-25T09:21:00.000-07:00If you were feeling particularly ballsy, you could...If you were feeling particularly ballsy, you could have said "Prove it!" And then you might have spent the night in jail, but at least you would have gotten a good sucker punch in.<BR/><BR/>That sucks!Going Comomdohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00641441621516976661noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-42705607554271351182008-03-25T06:38:00.000-07:002008-03-25T06:38:00.000-07:00There are plenty of signs alongside the road that ...There are plenty of signs alongside the road that say "Speed monitored by aircraft." I think this is a bad idea because when I see those, I immediately look into the sky to see if I'm being followed by a helicoptor, a la Goodfellas.<BR/><BR/>I've always found that it sometimes helps to come right at the cop with a sense of humor, like asking how far it is to your destination. When he responds, I nod sagely and then say very seriously, "Well, I better speed up then." Sometimes it works, sometimes I get "don't be a wise ass". Silly cops.MJenkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12761003604210840898noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-468805100771436547.post-59258813999236195382008-03-25T06:11:00.000-07:002008-03-25T06:11:00.000-07:00I had no idea they even did such a thing! Aircraft...I had no idea they even did such a thing! Aircraft radar? Man. I gotta start watching my speed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com